If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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