Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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