She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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