but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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