Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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