I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Randomize
