I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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