If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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