No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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