What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
