lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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