You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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