Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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