when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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