Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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