and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I wish i was in the wii world.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I have post one night stand depression
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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