It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
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I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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