is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I think my moral compass just broke
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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