You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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