I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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