so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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