I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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