he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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