what day is it and did you see me today?
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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