nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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