My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
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