We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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