carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
He did a backflip because drugs
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