Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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