thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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