Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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