Christians are straight up FREAKS
Acid is not a monday night drug
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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