Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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