That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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