Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
He kissed a someone with a penis
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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