what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
Randomize
