I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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