That's intense
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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