So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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