so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Me too!
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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