I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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