I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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