Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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