I look better un-naked...
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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