Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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