Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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