So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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