my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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