I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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