Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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