He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
soo... how was my night?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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