I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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