just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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