Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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