If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I'm at about main and main street
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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