Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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