at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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