is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
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